i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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