You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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