I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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