Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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