yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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