Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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its like you know when i get waxed
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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