physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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