And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Who did Billy Mays play for?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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