i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I will be naked everywhere
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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