Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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