Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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