She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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