What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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