So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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