do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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