singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
How's work?
Spinning.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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