Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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