Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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