Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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