I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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