I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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