yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I think I am morally bankrupt
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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