I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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