Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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