My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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