all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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