The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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