just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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