new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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