**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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