It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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