He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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