She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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