I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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