I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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