Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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