She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
