Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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