Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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