O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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