I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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