I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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