Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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