grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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