Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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