bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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