Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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