there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It's Friday. Sex?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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