i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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