I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wanna passion pit in your ass
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
50% drunk capacity currently
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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