I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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