: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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