Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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