i just wanna soil my oats bro
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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