I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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