I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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