drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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