Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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