I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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