dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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