and you said cock pushups were impossible
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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