god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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